What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I want is dick and wine.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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