who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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