at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The police scanner is talking about you again....
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you never un-have a 4some
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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