Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
