you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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