It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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