So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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