it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She has the best kind of daddy issues
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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