How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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