so that wasnt chicken after all
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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