It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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