I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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