So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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