If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
we're so committed to being not committed
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