i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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