stop calling my apartment porn island.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
