So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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