Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I will pee on everything he values.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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