Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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