i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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