we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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