well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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