I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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