guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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