Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
operation harelip BJ is a go
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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