only you would photoshop your dick
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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