ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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