Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
