i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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