whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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