well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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