I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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