There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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