question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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