gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Its about making memories worth repressing
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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