He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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