was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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