Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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