these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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