This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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