I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let's paint friendship bongs
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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