we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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