Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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