Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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