remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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