'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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