u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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