Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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