There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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