so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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