We're facebook friends in real life
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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