just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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