how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Just invented taco cereal.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize