I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just want to make out with him forever
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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