Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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