my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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